Biden’s Binge Begins: V.P. Joe Biden wins national pancake eating contest!

Biden’s Binge Begins
Vice President, Joe Biden amazes spectators and other competitors as he devours an impressive 38 pancakes, winning this year’s pancake charity drive to fight anorexia.
Vice President Biden accidentally accepted the invitation back in January, during a press conference when he jokingly stated, “You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent….I’m not joking.”  Biden was then asked if he would accept an invitation to enter a celebrity pancake eating contest charity event to help fight anorexia, to which he mockingly responded in an Indian accent, “indeed I will my skinny friend. I shall help you and your people.”
In an effort to uphold flawed campaign promises, Biden arrived hungry and ready to conquer the mighty pancake mountain challenge.
“This may bring my presidency down, but I will not yield on this,” Biden stated after being asked if he was there to win.
Biden was faced with a group of angry protesters who claimed that Biden was only there to eat free pancakes.  Expected to make a generous donation to The Anti0Anorexia Foundation (AAF) as part of the invitation, Biden angered participants and viewers when he handed over a slim $2.75 donation and exclaimed, “keep in mind, half of that is your tip.”  Protests of disgust continued as Biden slapped his belly, smiled and stated, “I’m just happy I could make a difference,” and then belched into the microphone.
Biden now holds the AAF Pancake World Record, shattering Calista Flockhart’s previous record of eating 29 pancakes.

Still going strong at pancake #30
Biden Posing for his picture while wearing a pancake on his head.  
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